took the A to beach 44 (photo via simon)

learned quite a few things today:

never trust anything from anyone.

dress warmly to the beach, watch out for flocks of seagulls, ankle-biting crabs, gigantic red moons and low-flying planes. learn to do somersaults. look for the aurora borealis. eat salad and tabouli. quit smoking.

don’t be afraid of people being angry. don’t try to subvert roller coasters as they will probably go too fast. don’t be afraid of tea.

AGA AGA

((this is not true))